what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time
Oh my god
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I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
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we-who-swear-in-the-angels-name:
I’M 600% DONE.
OMFG I nearly spit Coke on my students taking a practice test
Forever reblog.
I’m sorry I have to reblog this simply because there are teachers who are on tumblr, the fandom part of tumblr, during class. You’re f***ing awesome.
MY REAL OTP
I nearly spit Coke on my students
you are my hero, random fandom teacher
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earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
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sloths are cute but their skeletons are fucking creepy i mean
looks like something a nightmare pooped out
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway?
perfect.
perfection or actual time travelers?
Or witches
TIME TRAVELERS
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I love the Biggest Loser, especially Bob and Jill
Gosh, she is amazing (oh, bob surely, too). I’ve a crash on her since the first episode of TBL AUS.
lol omg i love this
reblog for that last gif. i just had to
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This is my favorite butt exercise. It looks easy, but do 50 of them and you’ll change your mind. ;) I think it might even be more effective than squats.
my fave
This move is a MUST.
I love this. I always do this after I’ve finished the mighty squat challenge & the gangnam style squat challenge!
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