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rhydonmyhardon:

you are my laptop

my only laptop

you make me happy

when the skies are grey

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

so please dont take

the charger 

away

wheatdealer:

*uses panorama to take dick pic*

loose-skinnyjeans:

sometimes i’m like this super good fitblr, working out, eating clean, and all that jazz and other days i’m a complete bum and i don’t move unless french fries and pizza are involved. don’t be fooled. nobody’s perfect, but i gotta work it. 

Real talk

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

coolyounghip:

life hack: don’t join tumblr

poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

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crrocs:

Loser at school super extreme blogger by night

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